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Japan, my most easterly destination, bestowed highs as lofty as snow-capped Mt. Fuji and lows as deep as any ocean trench. My time in this volatile land was marked by blithe, carefree fun, haunting anxiety and, finally, mechanical tragedy. But, in a country of such natural beauty with such a unique culture and fascinating people, it was inevitable that travelling here would be an intensely rewarding experience.

TOKYO:

'Freaks!' was my narrowly researched conclusion on Tokyoites after a weekend's strolling around the city's plentiful points of interest, guided with supreme insight by my brother William and his girlfriend Charlotte (Tokyoites themselves are equally freakish). I certainly don't mean anything derogatory by the term 'freaks', rather the opposite in fact - amongst its younger generation (which I base this estimation on), Tokyo has a uniquely visible social spectrum, making its people and culture irresistibly fascinating to an outsider (like me!).

Amongst the ordinary, everyday people, the young seem to be divided up into groups, expressing themselves through the most bizarre, extreme fashions - exactly what they are trying to express is a little harder to judge. Of course, the vast majority of Tokyoites are as perfectly normal and mundane as any group of Londoners, but, wandering as I did, through Tokyo's numerous urban centres at the weekend, you can't help focusing on the oddities and come away thinking that Tokyo is a brilliantly strange place.

This is a quick guide through the various nuclei that make up the veritable urban safari park that is Tokyo on a sunny Saturday afternoon (incidentally, William and Charlotte deemed it unnecessary to take a rifle):

Shinjuku: Glistening skyscrapers and wide breezy streets, this slick business district is as gleaming as a designer's sketch. Amongst the grazing herds of dark suited salarymen, queueing up at traffic lights and striding to offices carrying buckled briefcases and bags under their eyes, a keen eye may spot a training Yakuza or perhaps a whole pride of young Yakuza, identifiable by their sharp skinny suits, confident swagger and untamed

Lion-o (thundercats) hairstyles. Apart from the masks, these guys look every inch the 'Crazy 88'.

Shibuya: Shopaholic haven, karaoke queen and department-store domain, this is the stomping ground of the Ganguro, high-heeled, mini-skirted, bleached-blond girls with a Tango tan and make-up which looks as if its been applied with a paint roller. Although there is, at present, a healthy population, word on the street is that numbers are dwindling and the ever shifting fashions could place Ganguro on the endangered species list within a few years. William also added that they don't wash.

Meiji-jingu: A forested park set in tradition, housing Torri (Japanese wooden gates), shrines and imperial gardens - this was a glimpse of the serene tranquility that formed my romantic ideas of what Japan must have been like before sky-scrapers. Not only did we see numerous Japanese wearing traditional kimonos here (comparatively uncommon in other areas) but we were also lucky enough to catch a traditional Japanese wedding ceremony - an outwardly quite sombre affair (I first thought it must be a funeral until I saw the bride) but extremely elegant with a long column of black dressed and suited guests and family, slowly following the bride (wearing a white dress but with a large white Japanese bonnet instead of a veil) and groom as they gracefully proceeded through the shrine.

Harajuku: The den of the unearthly, outlandish and preposterous. This is where the Tokyo phenomenon of 'cos-play' ('costume-play' - basically dressing up as bizarrely as you can think of for no superficial reason other than to attract interest) is most apparent, and also where the freaky nature of Tokyoites really became ingrained in my impression.

The central Takeashita road (no joke) is a bustling little lane of relatively normal shops and cafes but the people wandering up and down it make you feel as though you've stepped onto the set of a science-fiction movie.

In contrast to the Ganguro, various Tokyo teens have gone for the Puritan look (never saw that one coming back!). Covered from ankle to jaw with conservative black frills like an albino on holiday to Mercury, and complete with a black skull cap/bonnet and a copy of the book of Mormon (the book's a guess), these young girls are clearly not interested in looking cool.

Goths are no new phenomenon, but these goths, or 'turbo goths', are something else. They have the usual thigh-high leather boots, vampiric white faces and trailing latex trench-coats etc, but they also have imaginative extras. Glazed, pupil-less eyes (special contacts), strange bushy tails and more metal studs on their faces than there are rivets in an ocean liner, are amongst their unique accessories. These people must literally spend hours getting ready before they leave their houses.

Perhaps the very strangest of the cos-play cliques are the 'Little Bo Peeps', polar opposites to the satanic goths but a lot more disturbing. Dressed up in billowing pink frills, they look like China dolls on acid or a drunk Mary Poppins on the point of a nervous breakdown. Like the other crews they just sit in groups of their own, twirling their pink, frilly umbrellas, making sure they're on display to tourists etc, while looking as though they've lost a lot more than their sheep.

Exactly why Tokyo teens feel the need to dress up in such a manner to simply hang around in groups escapes me, although the classic teenage trait of needing attention is probably a major cause. You could also speculate that modern Japanese youth feel restricted in the traditionally inverted Japanese society and so find themselves going to these kind of extremes to express themselves. Whatever it is, as a tourist with a camera confronted with something weird, I was happy to oblige in giving them that craved attention.

Yoyogi Park: Dancing Elvises, of course. At the entrance to the park is a throng of about thirty men and a few women, the infamous 'Tokyo Rockabillie Club', leather-clad with tubular quiffs that would put the King himself to shame, swinging, shaking and shuffling to the sounds of good old-fashioned rock n' roll. They're not bustlers asking for money or anything in fact, they've just dressed up and come together to dance away like its 1956 - and why not?!

The Musical mayhem of Yoyogi as a whole, however, carries on through the generations. Along the street bordering the park are numerous fully-equipped rock bands complete with punk hair-dos, blaring amps and 'groupies' performing coordinated dance routines. Slamming their drums, clanging their guitars and screaming into their microphones, these future stars of rock do everything they can to out-noise their rival bands, only a few feet away on their left and right, who are equally trying to drown out all other racket with their own. The result is audio chaos, what any young rocker strives to achieve - this would be no place for an aspiring Damien Rice.

Within the park it doesn't get any quieter or less interesting. The path leading through is more of a canine catwalk than a practical track. In Tokyo it seems that dogs are more fashion accesories than animals, and dressing up your little pup (jeans and T-shirt combos are 'in' this season) is as common as dressing your baby. Amongst the other usual park activity of picnics and frisbees, you have people practicing their instruments to launch themselves onto the pavement stage (an extremely ungifted saxophonist set up practising next to us), Christian groups reciting psalms with the aid of their blowpipes, and the ghostly noise of bagpipes, drifting to our ears through the distant trees like some shrieking spirit. This is not the place to come for a little peace and quiet.

Within such an exhilarating city, we did everything from stuffing our faces at Yakinuku (12 piled plates of meat for two and a half people (Charlotte's only small) in 90 minutes) and every other type of Japanese cuisine to seeing the Beatles re-incarnated (so good was the tribute band) and performing a duet of Shaggy's 'Boombastic' in karaoke. William and Charlotte gave me nothing less than a truly unforgetable time that has left me itching to return.

THE BIKE:

Going on previous experience, I was not particularly looking forward to the hassles of collecting my bike, especially as Tokyo port was on the opposite side of the city and Tokyo, with all its signs in Japanese, didn't seem a particularly easy city to navigate through. As it happened though, navigation turned out to be the least of my worries.

Actually releasing the bike from customs was fairly straight forward. Apart from the astronomical charges for hiring a crane to unload it, and not bringing enough money for the crate disposal fees (which, in the circumstances, they were forced to waver - but only after threatening to tell the police that I was a litter-bug), I was handed a 3ft crowbar and allowed to hack away at the box, trying to avoid damaging the bike in the process.

 

With my bike de-crated (after a few tips on my hacking technique from a concerned warehouse worker) and the paperwork completed, I was free to go and, full of joy, to be back on my bike I started the engine. It turned out that my joy was a little premature as, before I'd even made it out of the port, the engine cut out and stubbornly refused to start again. No matter how far back I pulled the throttle or how much mental pressure I focused into each push of the ignition switch (Do it! Come on, you bastard! Work!) it wouldn't respond. Beyond this, and checking the petrol switch was down, I was pretty much out of ideas but persisted anyway, desperate to avoid the bother and expense of organising a pick-up.

Fortunately, my bike is a little precious and after about 10 minutes of continued virulent abuse, it finally decided it had had enough and did me the courtesy of starting (incurring the subsequent flow of praise, gratification and loving pats on the petrol tank).

The 2-hour ride back to William's place was uncomfortable and embarrassing to say the least. With the engine cutting out every time I loosened my grip on the throttle, I had to administer some very loud and irregular clutch/throttle control, giving fellow traffic the ludicrous idea that I was challenging them to a race at every set of traffic lights.

TOKYO - KYOTO:

Upon discovering that the cause of my bike's problems was the lack of an idling pin in the carbureta, I began to doubt the sagacity of allowing Bangkok Motors to root around in my engine (although they did come recommended) to fix a problem which I'd ridden with, without much bother, all the way from England.

After a few days wait for parts and a satisfactory test ride I said farewell to William and Charlotte and got underway to Kyoto, navigating with the helpfully posted road numbers. For the first few hours all was well, it was a joy to be back on the road riding in the picturesque Japanese Alps, so much like those of Austria which I rode through with Tom many months ago. My carefree enjoyment, however, soon turned to sickening dread as my engine started making faint, decidedly unhealthy, crunching noises as I changed between gears. For the sake of my nerves I tried to pass it off as just the wind playing with my ears but little did I know at the time, these were my bikes first mortal groans.

Throughout this trip I've been completely at one with my bike. If it’s running smoothly and not complaining I'm happy and relaxed and enjoying myself. When, however, my bike starts making strange, disturbing noises, my own mood darkens with anxiety and frustration at my lack of mechanical knowledge. That night, as I pitched my tent in a beautiful hidden spot about 100km outside Kyoto, my disposition was nagged with worry and confusion about the state of my bike.

With my dreams disturbed with a relentless fury against Bangkok Motors, As well as some mysterious character prowling around outside my tent (disconcerting as I was deep in mountainous forest miles away from anywhere), I got up at sunrise, the dismal weather reflecting my sour mood, packed my tent and made ready for the road.

Checking the bike's oil, I was further puzzled to find the dipper continually unable to register any oil even after I'd added three whole funnels full. This was unheard of on my bike and although the damp cotton mud underneath the engine left no visible puddle, I once again cursed Bangkok Motors for giving me a replacement gasket which looked as if it was made of cardboard.

Having poured almost a whole litre of oil into the machine to finally get a reading on the dipper, I put the crunching noise down to a bad oil leak causing friction in the engine and continued on to Kyoto, deciding against returning immediately to my mechanic in Tokyo.

 

Riding in the drenching storm, through urban sprawl infested with traffic lights, I found myself once again trying to believe that that ominous crunching coming from the engine was nothing more than the wind and rain messing with my ears. Knowing how futile it would be to stop at a petrol garage and try and get someone to solve an engine problem, I pushed on to Kyoto, unable to ignore the fact that something was seriously wrong with my bike.